wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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