i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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