i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My ass is underappreciated
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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