Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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