dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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