It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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