We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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