dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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