You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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