love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize