She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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