i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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