She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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