I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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