No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i dont even know how to be here
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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