I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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