I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I believe in your delicious
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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