I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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