She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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