would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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