I just cut my nipple shaving
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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