i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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