fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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