In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Who died my cat blue again?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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