their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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