i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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