My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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