How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize