Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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