Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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