I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
