I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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