**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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