I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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