so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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