Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
