oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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