did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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