we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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