It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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