I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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