I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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