i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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