he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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