his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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