I only kidnapped one of them. chill
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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