all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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