dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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