:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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