Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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