This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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