It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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