it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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