why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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